So here we go with the last 30 minutes, behind the scenes you didn't get to see. But I have the inside scoop of the cool stuff. Read on for the deets...
We're all wearing black stuff so that's cool.
I'm wearing a blue tie, appealing to the "others". That's the way I roll.
Pink for me because of the celebration of breast cancer month...oh, wait, that was October.
And I'm cool with wearing a blue tie, because I want to appeal too. But check it out, MoFos...Pin-effin-stripes. Yeah, baby, I kick ass.
I'm golden, so don't ask any questions.
And I don't need a stinking tie, I'm hot. I think I spotted Dent Brudenhoeffer sneaking around. I want' to jump that boy's bones. Eff the presidency, I just would be lucky to spend a night in a lonely hotel room with him.
That's my report.